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bookoisseur:

nudityandnerdery:

totalabandoneet:

procrastinatingasusual:

sosuperawesome:

Glow in the Dark Solar System Apparel by makeitgoodpdx

I have a mighty need

Want those undies.

If you wear the underwear, and someone doesn’t tell you that “your ass is out of this world,” just put your pants back on and leave, because that person doesn’t deserve to have sex with you.

TAKE MY MONEY

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startthemachine:

cracked:

thebrockway:

cracked:

Good news: that “SHRED-209” idea exists!
Better news: it’s on a t-shirt!

This is my favorite everything. It’s my favorite shirt. My favorite movie. My favorite food. My favorite song. I may be having a stroke.

We lost a lot of good columnists making that shirt.

See, ED-209 couldn’t walk down the stairs. SO HE KICKFLIPPED DOWN THEM. HE’S GLEAMING THE CUBE.

startthemachine:

cracked:

thebrockway:

cracked:

Good news: that “SHRED-209” idea exists!

Better news: it’s on a t-shirt!

This is my favorite everything. It’s my favorite shirt. My favorite movie. My favorite food. My favorite song. I may be having a stroke.

We lost a lot of good columnists making that shirt.

See, ED-209 couldn’t walk down the stairs. SO HE KICKFLIPPED DOWN THEM. HE’S GLEAMING THE CUBE.